Friday, July 31, 2009

Damage Control!

Everyone has their own way of dealing with disaster. If you're a conservitard, you tend to double down on your failures until your daddy promotes you. If you're a pwogwessive, however, you do things completely and utterly differently by, uh, doubling down on your failures. Take health care, fer instance...

Alas, a pwog - We must accept this pile of shit and hope to make said shit pile bigger in the future.

Balk the Left
- Uh, well, I dunno. Whatever Atrios says, I guess.

Diggly Wiggly - We're far too stupid to possibly understand any of this, so we'll just have to trust our masters and betters and be good little pwoggie bloggie doggies. Arf.

Gesundheit - People are too stupid to care about the details, they just want to be lied to convincingly.

NewsPwoggers - We must elect democrats to all 870 seats!

Obot Left - Take the crumbs we're offered and I promise promise promise we'll try really really hard to actually do something about heath care in 15 or so years by electing Mo'Betta Dems! (It's worked great so far, hasn't it? Well?)

Pwogman! - Mo'Betta Dems!

Shake-A-Puddin' - Judd Apatow sucks! - Part 3,000,000

Lamey - Blue Moon is a fag beer for faggity fag fags. Buy my CD!


  1. My understanding of the arguments for better living through corporate coprophagia is that the consumption of shit sandwiches is a valid public service. Apparently, anything less would immediately give the Illuminati all they need to immanentize the eschaton. None of us are in favor of that, needless to say.

  2. Well, you know how painful that can be for men over forty. I certainly wouldn't want my eschaton immanentized without seeing a doctor first.