Tuesday, June 30, 2009

GP Prez'l Candidate Held Captive By Israel

Traitor to the Democratic Party and God-Emperor Obama

The former congresswoman that pwoggies love to hate, 2008 Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia "Traitor to the Party" McKinney, is being held captive by the Israeli apartheid government. Read the particulars here, because you won't hear about it on the pwog-blogs.

(Update: The GP is calling for the release of McKinney and the 20 other hostages Israel is holding.)

(Update 2 - The Revenge: Okay, I usually don't bother with pwoggie blogs like DKo$ because, well, it's a fish barrel situation. But this bat-shit insane koswhack is truly hi-larious!)

(Update 3 - Son of Update: More about Israel's ongoing crimes at GPWatch.)


  1. That's an awesome thread. Do we have clarification of "Aunt Martha" not being one of Al Schumann's many aliases.

    "The might be a radical jihadist hiding in a can of tuna. They're tricky, you know."

    -- ms_xeno

  2. Well, you know, it's Al. He's the Lon Chaney of the intertubes. He could even be the yutz that wrote the original post.

  3. The batshit dude is pretty good, but Aunt Martha is superb. I'd be honored to have been both of them.

    Which leads me to a wild speculation. What if Kos were mostly a performance art piece? Ensemble style, dedicated to helping the pwogs discover their inner wingnuts. It would be grueling to keep up the pace, even with a dedicated cast, but it could be done. The suckers would never know the difference. Off the deep end they'd go, and never look up until they'd posting on the freeper sites for a few years.

  4. Sounds entirely possible, Al. When you get right down to it, is there really very much difference between a performance artists and rabid personality cultists? Then again, the longterm comedy value of luring a bunch of middle class merit-school political lemmings over the cliffs of pwoggiedom cannot be underestimated.