Are you all done barking, little dog?

Mo'Betta Bowers (Actual Size)

Over at Obot Left, Mo'Betta BowWow all but admits he doesn't give a fart in a high wind what's actually in the 'public option' just so long as there's something he can call a 'public option' so he can go home and concentrate on Dancing With The Stars or whatever. But hey! I can't be bothered either, since:

1 - I'm enjoying a spiffy new flash game on ArmorGames called Clockwords - Prelude.

and

B - Emperor Obama already cut a deal, probably much like this one, with his health insurance industry buddies.

So, yeah, there's zero suspense here except for that generated by fauxgressive DP flacks for their droolcase demozombie followers. Pantomime activism is a pretty good way to keep the proles in line and get yourself invited to all the right cocktail parties, but it's not terribly exciting viewed from the outside.

Trust me, the flash game is far more interesting.

All Praise the God-Emperor! - Part Umpity-Zillion

Something on the wind is making the herds of pwoggie faithful nervous. Maybe it's the bloody escalation of the Afghanistan slaughter. Or maybe they're finally sensing the long hoped for and coveted public option is going to be just another pathetic bait and switch. What ever the cause, another of the "Dare To Believe The Dream Of Hope For Change" posts has popped up, this time at courtesy of DP flack-wannabe Mike Lux at Obot Left.

As faux-liberal think pieces go, it's pretty much more of the same. First the usual "most important historical era ever in the history of ever" drivel. Then comes the booklicking; comparing God-Emperor Obama to Washington, Lincoln, FDR, Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Saint Sebastian, Jesus, Osiris, Paul Bunyan and some guy named "Remo." And then the inevitable exhortation to Obama's glassy-eyed personality cultists to keep following Dear Leader into the glorious future where Ipods rain down on the faithful and cluster bombs rain down on brown people.

Here, as the strippers say, is the blow off:

If progressives, and regular working Americans, see Obama pick a side- our side- and really fight for it, no matter what happens over the next 3 years, we will stick with him and fight for him, too.

Who are we kidding here?

It's the job of party shills like Mike to keep up a wafer-thin pretense of independence, as if there were some instance, however distantly theoretical, in which they might not support their God-Emperor. But only those with the metal capacity of a mildly retarded clam actually believes it.

(Update: Chris BowWow, the annoying-little-yappy-dog-that-everyone-wishes-would-dash-out-into-the street-and-get-run-over of the Democrat Party, joins in the mindless worship with a paean to the God-Emperor's $700 Billion Bank Giveaway. This despite Barofsky admitting that all of the money won't be payed back. Hosanna Superstar!)

Lemme explain how really stupid you are...

Shorter Mo'Betta BowWow:

"Third party voters aren't stupid because their vote counts for the opposition. That's an arrogant lie! Third party voters are stupid because their vote doesn't count! Haha Dirty Greenies!"

(Hint: BowWow, maybe you don't get the attention swing voters get because your masters and betters don't have to worry about your fucking vote. They already have it, dumbass.)

Ya know, if I get to vote for who goes up against the wall when the revolution comes, I'm gonna vote for BowWow.

(Update: pwoggie pundit-wannabe Paul weighs in with the usual sneering condescension evinced by your average demotard. "Them dirty fucking hippies are crazy!")

Sing Ye Praises To The God-Emperor

As the A-list pwog blogs frantically work to sell Emperor Obama's mega-give-away to the health insurance corporations as the greatest reform since the Magna Fucking Carta, the lesser pwoggies are busy too. Everyone according to their abilities is the rule, and no one has less ability than personality cultist and full time demotard Shake-A-Puddin. Here she's straining to keep up the glassy-eyed cult forged around their God-Emperor last year:

"What I love most about the Obama presidency so far is its genuine commitment to ethnic multiculturalism. And I love seeing a non-white First Family, and a multi-ethnic non-white First Family, at that. And I love pictures..."

You can read the usual hosannahs to Shakey's wisdom in the comments, but I wouldn't recommend it. Anyone who dared disagree Shakey has long ago been purged, leaving a Whitman's variety assortment of faux-liberal shut-ins, weak minded lesser-evilists and cat picture enthusiasts.

In short, the remaining cultists are a moderately unbearable lot. I'm brought to wonder, though, if Shakey is as impressed with her Emperor's multi-ethnic approach to bombing and torture. Maybe that's what she means by Obama's "genuine commitment."

100% of My Friends Agree I'm Wonderful

Somehow I missed this little comedic gem in the general dross of a statement issued from the Fortress of Pwogitude yesterday.

"We have clout. But we lose clout when we're seen as uncharitable blowhards. Most of the bloggers that I respect expressed agreement with what I wrote."

Where the fuck do I start? With Pwogman's delusional assertion he has "clout" with his God-Emperor? The even wackier claim that this imaginary clout is dependent on his being nice to said God-Emperor? Or Pwogman's irrefutable proof of his own correctness - that his pwoggie bloggie friends all agree with him?

Oh, but wait! There's more!

"Nobody is harder to bullshit than the people of the progressive blogosphere."

Wait a minute...I think we have a winner.

Remember, this issued from Pwogman - a brown-nosing koswhack pundit-wannabe who has dedicated years to swallowing his DNC master's bullshit and shitting out sparkly rainbows of rationalization for his fan base of lesser-evil know-nothings. Pwogman is literally made of bullshit. That the spineless fauxgressive bobbleheads he calls "friends" all agree with him should only serve as the final indication that whats issuing from his Fortress of Pwogitude should be treated as the toxic sludge it most assuredly is.

Fwo him to the gwound, Centurwion!

(The NewsPwoggers)

A quick scan of the pwog blogs brings us this astonishingly stupid comment from the NewsPwoggers political commissar:

"The strongest weapon for party discipline is the incumbent challenge primary."

I will wager you that a more counter-factual statement will not be made today outside of the UFO blogs. Incumbent re-election rates hover in the 95% bracket across the board. Everyone who hasn't been living in Koswackistan knows this. I mean, fuck, Joe Fucking Lieberman lost his primary and still got re-elected (with massive DP support.)

How these Cheeto-stained pajama wearing couch-dwellers think they can send $20 to ActBlue and call it "activism" is beyond me. But even more hilarious is their fervent belief that their DP masters and betters give a ripe shit about the little Ned Lamonts of the pwoggiesphere.

Because, truly, the only purpose these pwoggie candidates serve is to suck up money and support from the gullible boobs that follow the A-list pwogs. It's not to keep people in the DP so much as it is to keep them out of movements independent of their control.

Pwogman to the Rescue!

As fallout over the administration's little truth-slip continues, Pwogman is forced to employ his mighty powers of STFU in order to quell the disturbances in rank-and-file pwogwessives:

"Ooh, some big, bad White House adviser defended the administration against one more heated attack. My feelings are hurt. Guess what? You should get over it."

Aside from making some truly bizarre claims ('Obama has ended torture, prevented the Second Great Depression and cured all forms of cancer with his Holy Hope for Change!') Pwogman's point is that only he and his do-nothing demoshill pwoggie brethren are allowed to criticize the God-Emperor. Harrumph! Harrumph!

Why? Well, because they support Him uncritically and unconditionally in everything He does! So, of course, Obama must love them the best of all! And all you hyper-critical Hillary supporters have to STFU in the face of superior pwoggie Hope for Changeyness! So there! Eleventy!

I don't know about you, Dear Readers. But it looks to me like the pwogs have finally joined their freeper cousins in the Broken Brain Club for Political Naifs.

Speaking only for me.

(Update: Violet Socks has formulated the perfect response to Pwogman's pathetic little temper tantrum.)

(Update: Big Tent Demotard, representing the crackpot realist Clintonista wing of the pwoggiesphere, weighs in with his own STFU. He's not nearly as good as Pwogman mind you. But that's why he's Pwogman! if you get my drift.)