Question of the Day

The DGH Question of the Day: "Is Dave Sirota an idiot or just a garden-variety demotard shill?"

Over at Obot Left - Sirota quotes Rhamses I as saying that passing the Health Insurace Give-Away bill would be as beneficial to the DP as passing NAFTA was back during the Golden Clinton Years of Peace and Prosperity, 1994. Sirota claims to be flabbergasted at such a remark, since he's of the opinion that that very thing was responsible for the D's poor congressional showing that year.

Possibly it doesn't occur to Sirota that the D's fund raising increased 30% after they shivved the people with NAFTA, and that's what Rhamses was talking about - anticipating a big ol' Clintonian-style windfall from big pharma and the health insurance corporations. Possibly Sirota doesn't understand that DP elites like Rahm don't actually give a fart in a hurricane about their "base" (ie: jellyfish pwogwessives and their access blogger minders), "democratic values" (whatever that's supposed to be) or winning elections - a fact that has been abundantly obvious for a couple of fucking decades now.

Or, possibly, Sirota's just another lame DP flack with delusions of Beltway grandeur. Your guess is as good as mine.

Lemme explain how really stupid you are...

Shorter Mo'Betta BowWow:

"Third party voters aren't stupid because their vote counts for the opposition. That's an arrogant lie! Third party voters are stupid because their vote doesn't count! Haha Dirty Greenies!"

(Hint: BowWow, maybe you don't get the attention swing voters get because your masters and betters don't have to worry about your fucking vote. They already have it, dumbass.)

Ya know, if I get to vote for who goes up against the wall when the revolution comes, I'm gonna vote for BowWow.

(Update: pwoggie pundit-wannabe Paul weighs in with the usual sneering condescension evinced by your average demotard. "Them dirty fucking hippies are crazy!")

Sing Ye Praises To The God-Emperor

As the A-list pwog blogs frantically work to sell Emperor Obama's mega-give-away to the health insurance corporations as the greatest reform since the Magna Fucking Carta, the lesser pwoggies are busy too. Everyone according to their abilities is the rule, and no one has less ability than personality cultist and full time demotard Shake-A-Puddin. Here she's straining to keep up the glassy-eyed cult forged around their God-Emperor last year:

"What I love most about the Obama presidency so far is its genuine commitment to ethnic multiculturalism. And I love seeing a non-white First Family, and a multi-ethnic non-white First Family, at that. And I love pictures..."

You can read the usual hosannahs to Shakey's wisdom in the comments, but I wouldn't recommend it. Anyone who dared disagree Shakey has long ago been purged, leaving a Whitman's variety assortment of faux-liberal shut-ins, weak minded lesser-evilists and cat picture enthusiasts.

In short, the remaining cultists are a moderately unbearable lot. I'm brought to wonder, though, if Shakey is as impressed with her Emperor's multi-ethnic approach to bombing and torture. Maybe that's what she means by Obama's "genuine commitment."

Darn Them All To Heck!

Chris Mo'Betta BowWow, who is such a DP lapdog that he regularly gets invited to yap on TV chat shows, is raising the standard of revolution!

"Incivility is not the source of our problems. However, thinking that our problems are caused by things like incivility is a major problem we face. If we keep suggesting fake, bullshit solutions to serious problems, then we will never get to the actual source of those serious problems and thus have no chance of solving them."

Really? Bullshit solutions. Hmmm. You mean like Cap and Trade? Public Options? COIN? In fact, just about every policy puppydog Chris' party has dumped on the people of the American Empire and it's victims all over the fucking world???

Fuck you, Chris. Seriously. Fuck you right in the ear, you shitty little fauxgressive fuck.