Fwo him to the gwound, Centurwion!

(The NewsPwoggers)

A quick scan of the pwog blogs brings us this astonishingly stupid comment from the NewsPwoggers political commissar:

"The strongest weapon for party discipline is the incumbent challenge primary."

I will wager you that a more counter-factual statement will not be made today outside of the UFO blogs. Incumbent re-election rates hover in the 95% bracket across the board. Everyone who hasn't been living in Koswackistan knows this. I mean, fuck, Joe Fucking Lieberman lost his primary and still got re-elected (with massive DP support.)

How these Cheeto-stained pajama wearing couch-dwellers think they can send $20 to ActBlue and call it "activism" is beyond me. But even more hilarious is their fervent belief that their DP masters and betters give a ripe shit about the little Ned Lamonts of the pwoggiesphere.

Because, truly, the only purpose these pwoggie candidates serve is to suck up money and support from the gullible boobs that follow the A-list pwogs. It's not to keep people in the DP so much as it is to keep them out of movements independent of their control.

Ein Reich! Ein Folk! Ein Party!

First off, please welcome a new site the Pwoggie Bloggie puddin' pop list, The Grampa "Git off my lawn you dirty fucking hippy!" Institute. They used to write some pretty funny stuff concerning their freeper kin. But now that their party is in the majority and killing brown people for oil, they're kinda out of a job. Now they just sit on the blog porch in their rocking chairs, screaming at "Naderiods." Kinda sad, really.

This latest gem of pwoggie bloggie wisdom comes to us fresh from the mighty presses of the NewsPwoggers. It's hard to tell exactly what this little manifesto is all about, but it looks like the pwogs are taking cues from the good old National Socialist Workers Party. How's this for a punch line?

"I would love to see an 870 seat strategy enacted."

I suppose it's just possible Fester doesn't know about his party's ballot line rigging. Maybe he's not familiar with our 95% incumbancy re-election rate. It could be he's just a terminally partisan demozombie. Or maybe he thinks that's the number of seats the dems would have to have to get single payer passed.

And, ya know, he'd still be wrong.