A Public Service

This is just to aggrivate the do-nothing democrat Pwoggie Bloggies who sneer down their noses at real activists. Some of our friends at GreenPeace show what putting your ass on the line really looks like...

Just a little disappointed...

(Diggy finally noticed there's something going on in the world that doesn't involve Sotomayor or Sara Palin...)

Shorter Diggly-Wiggly:

"Good news from the Good War! My boyfriend is going to symbolically investigate one of our massacres over there. Still, if any more US Marines get killed, I might not be able to completely ignore the bloodbath the way I usually do. Plus, I approve of my party savagely dismembering children in Afghanistan and Pakistan to prove that we're just as tough as the other team. But I'm kinda sorta mildly disappointed that we might not win after all."

(Update: Nevermind.)

News of the Peanut Gallery

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While Iraq continues to implode and IEDs in Afghanistan continue to explode, the pwoggie blogs are all a-twitter about the best darn SCOTUS nominee ever in the history of SCOTUS nominees ever! For instance:

~Over at Balk the Left, Big Tent Demotard is in full cheerleader mode. Like a toddler opening birthday presents, each democratic senator making a statement is the Bestest Senator Ever In The Whole Wide World!!!1!one!!

~DNC ass kisser Diggy is complaining about republitards slurping Limbaugh's fat racist butt. Ah, jealousy is an ugly thing...

~On a similar note, Brain Fell Out gently suggests to his faithful pwogwessive followers: Send Your Checks In Now, Suckers!

~Meanwhile, the cultists at Shake-A-Puddin are twirling with anticipation over D-AL-C Franken's turn at the mic. Will he be fantastic or merely wonderful?

Honestly, it's little wonder that pwogs get screwed time and again by conservative democrats when their pwoggie bloggie leaders make this kind of fuss over a conservative judicial nominee.

War? What war?

Since I'm going to be busy editing an industrial this weekend, here's an early roundup of everything the pwog blogs have to say about the explosion of violence in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now don't say I never did anything for you.

Balk the Left - Like God-Emperor Obama, I have no problem with designating the entire world a battlefield, declaring war on a noun, and then locking up anyone, anywhere, for thought crimes. But the jail must be a nice, comfy jail!

PwogMan - Freepers don't feel pain like we do.

Diggly Wiggly - My boyfriend's first coup is juntariffic! But one of 'em is kind of a jerk.

Brain Fell Out - A rightwing democrat I don't like is criticizing the rightwing democrat I do like. Send your checks in now!

NewsPwoggers - Matt Taibbi is teh awesome!

Pandadroppings - Cats are teh awesome!

Shake-A-Puddin - Brüno, liek, totally sucks!

Pelosi Pity Party

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While the rest of the pwoggiesphere is busy celebrating their massive pwogwessive health care reform victory for days and weeks now, the Lameass Gimmick Pundit doesn't seem to have gotten that memo. Instead, he's taken time out of his busy schedule of boring his fans with endless Sarah Palin screeds to demand an apology for poor, innocent little lamb Nancy Pelosi.

Even a DP propaganda rag like La Nation couldn't hide the fact that Pelosi was informed of, and approved of, the US torture regime. (Not that the spineless pwogs are about to do anything about it, mind you.) But Lamey here thinks he's discovered a fig leaf that will shield his precious corporate scumbag girlfriend from charges of collusion with the Bush administration torturers, despite Pelosi already having admitted as much.

If Lamey is honestly shocked at the news that the CIA lies to congress, maybe he should stick to demeaning women and hawking CDs. I'm sure his audience of thirteen year old misogynists would appreciate it. I know I would.

Last Ditch Rationalization

Today on Mutual of Omaha's Pwoggie Kingdom we visit a vast and uncharted wilderness of confusion and obfuscation called The Great Wasteland of Hullabaloo. There we find Digby "the Terminally Confused", Queen of the Pwogs, doing her best to keep her subjects in line despite the stunningly obvious corruption of her DP masters and betters. Her lecture today: the democrat's insurance company & HMO giveaway bill.

Queen Diggy's basic problem is: how to sell this piece of crap bill to the peons so they'll stay in the DP fold, especially when party royalty like King Rahmses all but chisels out a gravestone for the weak "public option" part of the giveaway. It's in cases like this that the pwoggie-bloggie gatekeepers resort to their last rationalization of defense:

"It's always possible that Emanuel is playing 45 dimensional chess."

What Diggy's trying to explain is that her DP masters are light years more intelligent that the mere peasants who vote for them. A complex subject like health care reform far far beyond the comprehension of the unwashed masses, hence the '46 dimensional chess' reference. The subtext being, of course: 'Just shut the hell up and send your checks in to MoveOn.org like good little brainless proles.'

This is what pwoggies call "Populism" and it has the astonishing quality of being exactly the opposite of what the word actually denotes. Smartypants logicians call it: "argumentum ad ignorantiam" or "argument from personal ignorance" or "bloody fucking stupid."

(Update: Self-appointed blog enforcers "Special K" and "Nick" (assuming they're not the same person) are hard at work in the comments section trying to keep the faithful in line. Don't these idiots know that half the purpose of pwoggie blogs is to let the party faithful blow off steam?)

(Update - Part Deux: The pwog ropers at Brain Fell Out are having similar problems getting their fauxgressives to pony up money for the democrat front groups they regularly pimp. Get along, little pwoggies!)

Prisoner #88794 released

If there's anything the pwoggiesphere likes better than family-sized bags of Cheetos, it's sucking up to Israel. Hence the blackout on Cynthia McKinney, Mairead Maguire and the other human rights activists languishing in Ramleh prison. Well, despite the feverent prayers of fauxgressive demotards everywhere, Cynthia McKinney has been released. So sorry, pwoggies.