Shorter Short Man's Disease

Shorter Lame Gimick Pundit:

"Don't these Eugene Debs quotes make me look tough? You bet they do. Oops! I'm late for Howard Dean's hourly fellatio!"

You're dead to me.

A grave threat against President Obama has arisen that may threaten the progressive revolution and the very foundations upon which this nation is built. World stability itself may hang in the balance. Fortunately there are a few progressive bloggers fighting hard to safe guard Our Leader, Our Nation and Our Progressive People Powered People. What is that threat? Its...

Behold! The Obot mortal enemy!

Yes! Those dastardly Gayz are out to sabotage God-Emperor Obama's 41 dimensional chess strategy by insisting he live up to his campaign promises! Why can't the gAyTM just shut up and keep dispensing cash and votes like good little pwoggie bloggie doggie democrats? Adam "Buy My Book" Bink at Obot Left explains how the march is sure to be a big ol' failure because, well, he and the Nutroots Nation crowd don't approve. And he's not going! So there!

(Update: Check out BMB Bink try to marginalize Cleve Jones as a "Random Gay Activist" on this Bilerico thread. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, Adam.)

(Update On Mo' Time!: Having moved along the Five Phases of Pwoggie Grief from 'Sneering' to 'Petulance,' BMB Bink throws what we hope will be his last bloggie tantrum on the matter. Stay classy, Adam!)

Just a little disappointed...

(Diggy finally noticed there's something going on in the world that doesn't involve Sotomayor or Sara Palin...)

Shorter Diggly-Wiggly:

"Good news from the Good War! My boyfriend is going to symbolically investigate one of our massacres over there. Still, if any more US Marines get killed, I might not be able to completely ignore the bloodbath the way I usually do. Plus, I approve of my party savagely dismembering children in Afghanistan and Pakistan to prove that we're just as tough as the other team. But I'm kinda sorta mildly disappointed that we might not win after all."

(Update: Nevermind.)