"God's Will" or Somebody Else's Fault

The meltdown continues at Obot Left, where the amendment failure in Maine has caused Bink to break his brain. (By George! I think he's got it!) "Maximum Leadership" Bink's conniption is a minor masterpiece of rationalization. He blames, in rough order:

• Poor field operation decisions
• Undecided voters
• The DSCC
• Organizing For America
• The National Equality March (Big surprise.)
• God-Emperor Obama
• Sunspots
• Biorhythms
• The Economy
• Ralph Nader
• Attention-Deficit Disorder
• The Brown Acid
• Voters (in general)
• The Jersey Devil
• Bad Valves
  
• Bad Cholesterol
• Bad Bad Leroy Brown
• Gypsy Curses
  
• The Curse of the Bambino
• Heather Locklear's imminent return to Melrose Place.
• China (the country)
• Chyna (the wrestler)
• Swine Flu
• The Grinch
• Ralph Nader (again)
• Lumberjacks
• The White Man's Burden
• Disappointing Box Office Returns for Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant.
• Ernst Stavro Blofeld
• The Dewy Decimal System
• Dirty Greenie Hippies
• Gansta' Rappers
• Chupacabra
• Fluoridation
• Volcanic Activity
• Styx (Especially everything after "Cornerstone")
• Poor Ventilation
  
• No socks, no shoes, no service.
  
• That one guy in back who makes that whistling sound when he breathes through his nose. You know the one? Yeah, that guy.
• Bad Cell Phone Coverage
  
• Bad Grammar
• Bad Company
  
• Russian Nesting Dolls
• The Heartbreak of Psoriasis
• Kyser Sose
  
• Leprechauns

Of course, the pwoggie's failures to date couldn't have anything to do with their suppression of movements outside of their party, could it? After all, "Maximum Leadership" and his fauxgressive friends have worked tirelessly to drive a spike into anything and everything they don't control, from the Anti-War Movement to the National Equality March. And they've been reasonably successful at it, too.

Does poisoning the well make the water undrinkable? Not if your a pwogwessive like Adam Bink. Pwogs get their water bottled, straight from the DNC and sanitized-for-their-protection. Well water is for peasants.

(Update: The hissy fit rolls on. Adam's decided his masters owe him an apology - and he might even get it if he can keep the gAyTM running. You go, Maximum Leadership!)

Pelosi Pity Party

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While the rest of the pwoggiesphere is busy celebrating their massive pwogwessive health care reform victory for days and weeks now, the Lameass Gimmick Pundit doesn't seem to have gotten that memo. Instead, he's taken time out of his busy schedule of boring his fans with endless Sarah Palin screeds to demand an apology for poor, innocent little lamb Nancy Pelosi.

Even a DP propaganda rag like La Nation couldn't hide the fact that Pelosi was informed of, and approved of, the US torture regime. (Not that the spineless pwogs are about to do anything about it, mind you.) But Lamey here thinks he's discovered a fig leaf that will shield his precious corporate scumbag girlfriend from charges of collusion with the Bush administration torturers, despite Pelosi already having admitted as much.

If Lamey is honestly shocked at the news that the CIA lies to congress, maybe he should stick to demeaning women and hawking CDs. I'm sure his audience of thirteen year old misogynists would appreciate it. I know I would.