Who will rid me of this troublesome issue?

Looks like the pwoggie blogs have something else to obsess about besides pimping their craptastic lesser-evil health care non-reform (or as Emperor Obama corrected in his presser last night - "health insurance reform.") Perhaps orders came in the morning memo to focus on this unsurprising but clear cut bit of racism. Or maybe they're just desperate to focus on something more hopey-changey than Obama's latest bait-and-switch. Either way it's full court press time for working for single payer lauding Dear Leader for his kind words about the Gates arrest.

How do I know? Because almost every single spineless glue-huffing pwoggie blog on the list has one or more posts up about it. The only exception is PwogMan!, who appears to be curled into a fetal position, rocking back and forth in some kind of pwoggie repub-hatred trance. (Is it possible for pwogs to be autistic?) What this portends I can't possibly imagine. Could PwogMan! have finally reached his limit for cognitive dissonance? Could this be The End for PwogMan!???

(Update: Guess not. PwogMan! has snapped out of his ponfar-like state to join the Pwoggie Chorus in a rousing performance of 'Hossanah Obama in the Highest.')

As Good As It Gets

In an effort to make sure the American public knows for certain-sure that it isn't good enough for single payer health care, God-Emperor Obama called together the Mighty Forces of the Pwoggiesphere for a personal (well, by phone) audience. His message?

'Sell this piece of shit for me so I don't have to hear about it again!'

And, obedient as ever, the Pwoggie Bloggie Superfriends Justice League snap into action! Here's the roundup:

Pwogman's Epistle To The Gulliblites gives his account of his audience with The Saviour. Hallelujah!

Diggy announces a savage media blitz against Max Baucus (D-Insurance Companies) that's sure to succeed much in the same way that the pwoggie campaign against Joe Lieberman succeeded.

The muchkins at OBot Left pause to comment on Dear Leader's inspirational message of hope for (small) change.

The NewsPwoggers take time out from their busy schedules to triumphantly announce the "next generation of medicine" (as brought to you by Pfizer and KaiserPermanente.)

Shake-A-Puddin' takes time out from posting cat pictures to blames the repubs.

And the crew at Gesundheit resoundingly announce "FIRST!"

Pwoggie Kabuki

Mo'Betta, Pwogman, Diggy and Big Tent Demotard, respectively.

The marching orders our fearless pwoggie-bloggie keyboard brigade got from Ko$ this morning must have included strict orders to hard sell the healthcare "reform" bill their corporate masters pushed through the House. Check out the frantic cheerleading for this "restricted access public option," which doesn't even kick in 'til 2013 (a particularly chickshit move typical of the dems) if you have the stomach for empty rhetoric, obfuscation, bad math and mindless rah-rah.

News of the Peanut Gallery

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While Iraq continues to implode and IEDs in Afghanistan continue to explode, the pwoggie blogs are all a-twitter about the best darn SCOTUS nominee ever in the history of SCOTUS nominees ever! For instance:

~Over at Balk the Left, Big Tent Demotard is in full cheerleader mode. Like a toddler opening birthday presents, each democratic senator making a statement is the Bestest Senator Ever In The Whole Wide World!!!1!one!!

~DNC ass kisser Diggy is complaining about republitards slurping Limbaugh's fat racist butt. Ah, jealousy is an ugly thing...

~On a similar note, Brain Fell Out gently suggests to his faithful pwogwessive followers: Send Your Checks In Now, Suckers!

~Meanwhile, the cultists at Shake-A-Puddin are twirling with anticipation over D-AL-C Franken's turn at the mic. Will he be fantastic or merely wonderful?

Honestly, it's little wonder that pwogs get screwed time and again by conservative democrats when their pwoggie bloggie leaders make this kind of fuss over a conservative judicial nominee.