A White House flack let slip the truth about elite opintion re: fags and bloggers. Now their pwoggie bloggie minions are twirling frantically as they attempt damage control, and nowhere is the twirling more frantic than Obot Left. The casually truthful remark has prompted multiple posts from the deadly duo of pwogwessive opinion makers BowWow & Bink in a desperate attempt to beat out the flames of pwoggie indignation.
Frankly, I'm not entirely sure why they're bothering. Everyone knows the DP has abso-tootly-ootly nothing to fear from the clutch of spineless Regan Democrats calling themselves "progressives." They'll always vote for whatever corporate scumbag has a 'D' next to it's name and they milk easy for cash. As a political movement, they're about as threatening as a mildly retarded hamster. There's simply no down side to insulting them to their spotty, Cheeto-stained faces. I guess what I'm sayin' is:
Why not kick a pwog?
(Update: Mo'Betta accepts the WH apology on behalf of all pwogs everywhere. Could this be the year BowWow's well established piss-yellow gutlessness reach legendary status?)
Monday, October 12, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Ig Nobel Awards
Today's Headlines - US Emperor Wins Peace Prize! Pwoggies Twirl In Ecstacy! Meanwhile - US, Afghan forces kill Afghan child in raid. And now, lets check the pundits...
Alas, a pwog - Barry won a Nobel. Lookit the wingnuts!
Balk the Left - Mr President - turn down this award!
Diggly Wiggly - This is the final proof that all Repububthuglugrapelickans are TERRORISTS!!!1!!eleventy!!!1!! (Via Ko$)
Gesundheit - This award for our Emperor proves once and for all that Charles Krauthammer is a big ol' stupidhead!
NewsPwogs - Shouldn't we wait for our Emperor to do something to deserves this honor? Or not. Whatever.
Obot Left - Pwogwess At Last! All Mildly Hail Our Emperor Obama Who Hath Our Skeptical And Unwavering Support!
Pandadroppings - Wait until I finish this mix tape...
Pwogman! - Hurrah for Emperor Not-Bush! Send in your checks now, suckers!
Shake-A-Puddin - Well, uh, we, um, uh...fer Gawd's sake, tell us what to think Melissa!
Grampa - Eh? Whut? Git offa mah lawhn!
Lamey - Hooray for Our Emperor! Buy my CD! Fuck!
(Update: Diggy - Lookit the wingnuts! Haw! My boyfriend rocks!)
(Update: Mo'betta BowWow - Yay team! Go team go! Whooooooooot!)
(Update: Dave "Send Your Checks In" Sirota - Hastens to assure the Pwoggie ATM they can disagree with the DNC and still be nice little obedient pwogwessives. Plus, you can vote for warmongering democrats and still be anti-war. Plus, you can lose weight by eating ice cream. Comments Update: "Traitor!")
Alas, a pwog - Barry won a Nobel. Lookit the wingnuts!
Balk the Left - Mr President - turn down this award!
Diggly Wiggly - This is the final proof that all Repububthuglugrapelickans are TERRORISTS!!!1!!eleventy!!!1!! (Via Ko$)
Gesundheit - This award for our Emperor proves once and for all that Charles Krauthammer is a big ol' stupidhead!
NewsPwogs - Shouldn't we wait for our Emperor to do something to deserves this honor? Or not. Whatever.
Obot Left - Pwogwess At Last! All Mildly Hail Our Emperor Obama Who Hath Our Skeptical And Unwavering Support!
Pandadroppings - Wait until I finish this mix tape...
Pwogman! - Hurrah for Emperor Not-Bush! Send in your checks now, suckers!
Shake-A-Puddin - Well, uh, we, um, uh...fer Gawd's sake, tell us what to think Melissa!
Grampa - Eh? Whut? Git offa mah lawhn!
Lamey - Hooray for Our Emperor! Buy my CD! Fuck!
(Update: Diggy - Lookit the wingnuts! Haw! My boyfriend rocks!)
(Update: Mo'betta BowWow - Yay team! Go team go! Whooooooooot!)
(Update: Dave "Send Your Checks In" Sirota - Hastens to assure the Pwoggie ATM they can disagree with the DNC and still be nice little obedient pwogwessives. Plus, you can vote for warmongering democrats and still be anti-war. Plus, you can lose weight by eating ice cream. Comments Update: "Traitor!")
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
"I'll Give You Such A Pinch!"
Shorter Sirota @ Obot Left
Shorter Pwogman!
"Say, has anyone else noticed that our electoral system is totally fucked and the Democrats are total fucking corporate sellouts?"
Shorter Pwogman!
"Anybody But Bush! Anybody But Bush! Naderite! Traitor! Narcissist! Burn him! Buuuuuuurn him!"
Environmental Clusterfuck
This is how bad things have gotten.
Over at Obot Left, (Home Base for the Demotard Droolcase) Natasha takes Third Way greenwash expert Bob Shapiro to the woodshed for missing the obvious solution to our CO2 problem. Grow more trees! This, she asserts, will reduce atmospheric CO2 concentrations down to the 350 level by absorbing the CO2 out of the air.
Sadly, no.
Perhaps it has never dawned on Natasha that trees generally don't grow to the height where the CO2 we're talking about is. Maybe Natasha is a city-dweller and is unfamiliar with how tall trees get. Hard to believe, since she helpfully cites the Wiki for 'tree' in her article, but not outside the realm of possibility. More probably, however, is that Natasha is just another smug little pwogwessive dumbass who doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
But let's say we're talking about the CO2 trees can reach, not just the CO2 that's already driving us passed the 45o mark. We can use trees to create carbon sinks that will capture and (temporarily) store CO2. She'd got that much right. But we can't grow these sinks fast enough to significantly reduce CO2 concentrations unless we reduce our already rapidly rising CO2 emissions in the first fucking place.
But that's not the funny part.
This is level to which environmental discussion has fallen on the pwoggie blogs. Natasha the pwog is looking to score some debate points off of Shapiro the DLC'er in true useless do-nothing pwoggie-bloggie fashion. Natasha doesn't know enough to care and Shapiro doesn't care enough to know. If these two get married, their children will be made of 100% apathy.
And that's the funny part.
Over at Obot Left, (Home Base for the Demotard Droolcase) Natasha takes Third Way greenwash expert Bob Shapiro to the woodshed for missing the obvious solution to our CO2 problem. Grow more trees! This, she asserts, will reduce atmospheric CO2 concentrations down to the 350 level by absorbing the CO2 out of the air.
Sadly, no.
Perhaps it has never dawned on Natasha that trees generally don't grow to the height where the CO2 we're talking about is. Maybe Natasha is a city-dweller and is unfamiliar with how tall trees get. Hard to believe, since she helpfully cites the Wiki for 'tree' in her article, but not outside the realm of possibility. More probably, however, is that Natasha is just another smug little pwogwessive dumbass who doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about.
But let's say we're talking about the CO2 trees can reach, not just the CO2 that's already driving us passed the 45o mark. We can use trees to create carbon sinks that will capture and (temporarily) store CO2. She'd got that much right. But we can't grow these sinks fast enough to significantly reduce CO2 concentrations unless we reduce our already rapidly rising CO2 emissions in the first fucking place.
But that's not the funny part.
This is level to which environmental discussion has fallen on the pwoggie blogs. Natasha the pwog is looking to score some debate points off of Shapiro the DLC'er in true useless do-nothing pwoggie-bloggie fashion. Natasha doesn't know enough to care and Shapiro doesn't care enough to know. If these two get married, their children will be made of 100% apathy.
And that's the funny part.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Darn Them All To Heck!
Chris Mo'Betta BowWow, who is such a DP lapdog that he regularly gets invited to yap on TV chat shows, is raising the standard of revolution!
Fuck you, Chris. Seriously. Fuck you right in the ear, you shitty little fauxgressive fuck.
"Incivility is not the source of our problems. However, thinking that our problems are caused by things like incivility is a major problem we face. If we keep suggesting fake, bullshit solutions to serious problems, then we will never get to the actual source of those serious problems and thus have no chance of solving them."Really? Bullshit solutions. Hmmm. You mean like Cap and Trade? Public Options? COIN? In fact, just about every policy puppydog Chris' party has dumped on the people of the American Empire and it's victims all over the fucking world???
Fuck you, Chris. Seriously. Fuck you right in the ear, you shitty little fauxgressive fuck.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
BowBow Breaks the Toady Meter
Shorter Mo'Betta BowBow:
How DARE you dirty greenie hippies object to our masters giving themselves more money and staff! Don't you know our masters are so destitute they have to have our friendly lobbyist backers write legislation for them? Now get back in line and send in your checks to ActBlue!
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