Pwoggie Bloggie Roundup - Now With EXTRA Bold Flavor

It's been a while since we roped and branded a few pwoggie doggies, so here's the health care insurance reform legislation wrap up:

Alas, A Pwog - "This is a wonderful historic landmark bill that will solve everything. Except for the Stupak amendment."

Balk the Left - "This is a wonderful historic landmark bill that will solve everything. Except for the Stupak amendment."

Diggly Wiggly - "I'm a little disapointed in my boyfriend."

Gesundheit - "This doesn't really have anything to do with me, does it?

Newspwoggers - "This is a wonderful historic landmark bill that will solve everything. Except for the Stupak amendment."

Obot Left - DAMMAGE CONTROL! RED ALERT! RELEASE THE MONKEYS! ALL OBOTS REPORT TO OBOT CENTRAL FOR RATIONALIZATION AND EXCUSE MAKING UPDATES!!!1!!

Pandadroppings - "So this Stupak amendment is really wrong and, hey, did someone just compare me to Glenn Beck? TEH OUTRAGE!!!"

Pwogman - "HRC is an imporatant, um, er, did you know that Sen Franken (D-AIPAC) can draw a map the United States from memory? Teh Awesum!"

Shake-A-Puddin - "Say, you know, I'm getting the feeling that Our Party doesn't really care about...oh look! Movies!"

Grampa - "I just heard this talking point your gonna love. (Mumbles a talking point from sometime around the Crimean War and falls asleep.)"

Lamey - "Suck Jizz Nipple Cock listen to me on Stephanie Miller!"

As Good As It Gets

In an effort to make sure the American public knows for certain-sure that it isn't good enough for single payer health care, God-Emperor Obama called together the Mighty Forces of the Pwoggiesphere for a personal (well, by phone) audience. His message?

'Sell this piece of shit for me so I don't have to hear about it again!'

And, obedient as ever, the Pwoggie Bloggie Superfriends Justice League snap into action! Here's the roundup:

Pwogman's Epistle To The Gulliblites gives his account of his audience with The Saviour. Hallelujah!

Diggy announces a savage media blitz against Max Baucus (D-Insurance Companies) that's sure to succeed much in the same way that the pwoggie campaign against Joe Lieberman succeeded.

The muchkins at OBot Left pause to comment on Dear Leader's inspirational message of hope for (small) change.

The NewsPwoggers take time out from their busy schedules to triumphantly announce the "next generation of medicine" (as brought to you by Pfizer and KaiserPermanente.)

Shake-A-Puddin' takes time out from posting cat pictures to blames the repubs.

And the crew at Gesundheit resoundingly announce "FIRST!"