Empty Threat Wednesday

With the God-Emperor's announcement of more troops for the Afghanistan meatgrinder, there's many a twist in many pwoggie panties these days. Despite having abso-tootly-ootly zero credibility when it comes to challenging their democratic party masters, such stalwart pwogs as Diggly-Wiggly regular tristero and Newspwogger Ron Beasley are threatening to boycott their local warmongering representatives in the 2010 up-and-coming.

Of course, such threats aren't to be taken seriously. There's still about a year for them to come up with excuses (or just totally forget they ever made the threat) before the rubber hits the road. "Words Over Actions" is, as we all know, the unofficial motto of pwoggie bloggie "activism." Anyroad, that should be plenty of time for demotard asshats like Chris BowWow and Pwogman! to mollify the recalcitrant jellyfish with hopey-changey brand rationalization for getting out to the polls and sending Senator BloodnGuts (D-Military/Industrial Complex) back to ramp up another slaughter from the safety of their plush DC offices.

With pwoggie capitulation as a forgone conclusion, the only real suspense to be found in this turgid little Z-Grade flick is - what will be the absurd rationalizations that will bring our revolting pwogs back into line? Will it be the standard appeals to lesser-evilism and crackpot realism with a side of sneer? Or will our mealy mouthed pwoggie apologists get creative? Personally, I can't wait to find out. Really. Can't, uh, wait.

Wednesday Blogaround Roundup Overview

In the wake of new revelations about the secretive fundamentalist group "The Family," it's influence on US foreign policy and Sec State Hillary "Bombs Away!" Clinton's connections with the group, here's everything our fearlessly independent super-progressive pwoggie bloggie doggies have had to say about this troubling situation. Just feel the gravitas! Feel it!

Alas, a pwog - Libertarians are nutty!

Balk the Left - Lookit the wingnuts!

Diggly Wiggly - Libertarians are nutty!

Gesundheit - First!

NewsPwoggers - Lookit the wingnuts!

Obot Left - Lookit the wingnuts!

Pandadroppings - Lookit the wingnuts!

Pwogman! - Wingnuts will destroy us all!

Shake-A-Puddin - Look! Another shitty Gilliam fantasy pic! Eeeeeeee!

Grampa - You wingnuts git offa mah lawn!

Lamey - Fucking wingnut! Buy my CD!

Meta Pwog

Pwogwessive gatekeepers have just started to get their between-elections groove on. How do I know? Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. You just have to look for the "those darn democrats better learn from such-and-so" articles they slop out onto their blogs to give themselves a thin, sticky veneer of independence. (Which begs the question: "Or what, Obot?") A veneer easily scrubbed off when it's time to turn back into lip-frothing, pants-pissing, koolaid-spewing, Nader-bashing dembots.

The latest issue to produce do-nothing gabble like this and this is the Democorporate Party's non-healthcare-reform healthcare reform bill. It's a coarse ground sausage of industry appeasement and feel-good band-aids that can only be likened to real reform in the same way that a coin tossed into a wishing well can be likened to a coast-ravaging tsunami.

And speaking of chocolate-coated crap cones, very few pwoggie bloggies have been blindly stupid enough to try pimping the God-Emperor Obama's capn' trade greenwash, but Shake-A-Puddin gives it her usual halfassed try. You too can go green by burning coal and buying offsets! Plus, you can lose weight be eating ice cream! Sure you can! Prove you can't!

(Update: Mo'betta Bowers comes through in the clinch with a pollyanna-ish pundit paean to his DP master's plan to flush our future down the fucking toilet. Rah-fucking-rah, Bowwow.)