"God's Will" or Somebody Else's Fault

The meltdown continues at Obot Left, where the amendment failure in Maine has caused Bink to break his brain. (By George! I think he's got it!) "Maximum Leadership" Bink's conniption is a minor masterpiece of rationalization. He blames, in rough order:

• Poor field operation decisions
• Undecided voters
• The DSCC
• Organizing For America
• The National Equality March (Big surprise.)
• God-Emperor Obama
• Sunspots
• Biorhythms
• The Economy
• Ralph Nader
• Attention-Deficit Disorder
• The Brown Acid
• Voters (in general)
• The Jersey Devil
• Bad Valves
  
• Bad Cholesterol
• Bad Bad Leroy Brown
• Gypsy Curses
  
• The Curse of the Bambino
• Heather Locklear's imminent return to Melrose Place.
• China (the country)
• Chyna (the wrestler)
• Swine Flu
• The Grinch
• Ralph Nader (again)
• Lumberjacks
• The White Man's Burden
• Disappointing Box Office Returns for Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant.
• Ernst Stavro Blofeld
• The Dewy Decimal System
• Dirty Greenie Hippies
• Gansta' Rappers
• Chupacabra
• Fluoridation
• Volcanic Activity
• Styx (Especially everything after "Cornerstone")
• Poor Ventilation
  
• No socks, no shoes, no service.
  
• That one guy in back who makes that whistling sound when he breathes through his nose. You know the one? Yeah, that guy.
• Bad Cell Phone Coverage
  
• Bad Grammar
• Bad Company
  
• Russian Nesting Dolls
• The Heartbreak of Psoriasis
• Kyser Sose
  
• Leprechauns

Of course, the pwoggie's failures to date couldn't have anything to do with their suppression of movements outside of their party, could it? After all, "Maximum Leadership" and his fauxgressive friends have worked tirelessly to drive a spike into anything and everything they don't control, from the Anti-War Movement to the National Equality March. And they've been reasonably successful at it, too.

Does poisoning the well make the water undrinkable? Not if your a pwogwessive like Adam Bink. Pwogs get their water bottled, straight from the DNC and sanitized-for-their-protection. Well water is for peasants.

(Update: The hissy fit rolls on. Adam's decided his masters owe him an apology - and he might even get it if he can keep the gAyTM running. You go, Maximum Leadership!)

Get The Fuck Over It!

There's nothing more exasperating than a pwogwessive with hurt feelings. Witness the constant, unending whining of BMB Bink, a regular at Obot Left, whose concern trolling over the National Equality March would make a saint want to slap Adam's pissy little face with a cestus.

His continued jihad against Cleve Jones (a "Random Gay Activist" apparently) and really anyone not under the thumb of his little cadre of elite DNC gays, has become more teeth-grindingly annoying than a roomful of Andy Dick clones. Go read Adam's passive-aggressive masterwhine if you dare. I can't bring myself to even quote that piece of shit.

(Update: On the other hand, let's go with Adam's oh-so-strategic plan and wait for our masters and betters to throw us a dime from their limo. With friends like this, I'm sure it'll only take thirty or forty years.)

He's just not that into you.

Shorter David "Smeagol" Sirota @ Obot Left:

"How could our boyfriend dump us for that nasty Glenn Beck? {Sob!} It doesn't surprise us. No it doesn't. Nuh uh! We saw it coming year ago. Glenn is such an evil bitch! Gawd we hate hate hate him! And after everything we did for the ungrateful bastard. Washing his socks - picking him up from the airport - and this is the thanks we get. And the neocons! And the Blue Dogs! They were against us from the start!

So, do you think he'd take us back?"