The Usual Suspect

Vote For The Lesser Evil!

Hilarity ensued over at Brains Fell Out when lapdog-wannabe Mo'Betta Bowers, while crowing over some minor misfortune to befall newly minted Dem Arlen "Magic Bullet" Specter, posted in support of DLC'er Joe Sleestak Sestak. In case you don't remember this clown, (and why should you) he's the abusive, tantrum-throwing ex-desk jockey admiral who was one of the very few dems to actually win a race back in '06 (PA7) during Rahm Emanuel's largely failed campaign to pimp conservative veterans as oh-so-progressive democrats.

Like the jellyfish dressed up in a cheerleader uniform that he is, Mo'Betta gives Sleestak the lesser-evil treatment while his pwoggie-bloggie posse delivers the beat down to anyone who dares step out of line. A better look at the whole Sleestak-Specter nontroversy can be found here.

"We could hire our own midget, even shorter than theirs!"

Just when I might have begun to think that the do-nothing democrats couldn't get any more spineless, along comes Digby's pet jellyfish Tristero to prove me wrong. Somehow, one of his foodie blogs spat up a list of lobbyists, probably culled from The Democrat Forbidden Zone, showing the gi-normous amount of money spent on bribing our elected officials, demotard and republidunce alike. Desperate for a do-nothing rationalization, he slithered back to Diggly-Wiggly and slimed out this choice bit of yellow-assed mealy-mouthed gutlessness:

"They (people in general - ed) think it's normal, natural, but even if it's deplorable, there's nothing to be done to stop it."

Yes, yes, I know that's it's the job of invertibrates like Digby and Tristero to keep their pwoggie followers in line. But, comeon! That's really the best he's got??? That's right, folks - there's nothing you can do here. Just go about your business now and remember to send your monthly check in to DNC. Stone me! I couldn't make this shit up if I tried!

PS: For extra hilarity, check out Digby's Braintrust in the comments. ("We could hire our own lobbyist!")