Diggy Doesn't Dig - Episode #6,192

Shorter Diggly-Wiggly.

'Why in the world isn't there any reaction amongst the punditocracy (to which I desperately aspire) to (credit card industry representative and part-time US Veep Joltin' Joe) Biden going on Snuffalupagus and saying the US would be just fine 'n dandy with Israel bombing the crap out of Iran? It must be part of God-Emperor Obama's Secret Plan or a mistake or something. Oh well, it doesn't really affect me.
Tra-lalalala...'

Why, say anything but to the point!

Meanwhile, over at the Democratic Party's cheer leading day-camp for partisan peons, camp councilor Mo'Betta Bowers ponders the latest missive from full-fledged demotard pundit Klueless Paul Krugman. The topic of the day: Why are the conservative Democrats we voted for so darn conservative?

Could it be because these democrats have the same paymasters as their republican brothers and sisters? Could it be that democrats are little more than corporate empty suits? Could that be why they shovel money at obscenely wealthy multinational corporations at the expense of American taxpayers? NAAAAAW! It must be some other reason like, well, they, uh, they wanna be kingmakers. Or something.

The Cluetrain Has Left The Station.

Over at Diggly-Wiggly, your one-stop convenience store for all your fauxgressive rationalization needs, the Queen of the Pwogs is once again confused. Seems an article over at democrat media geisha La Nation has clued her in to certain troubling aspects of executive compensation, ie: it's fucking nuts to let the CEO morons who drove our economy into a trash compactor give themselves huge bonuses for doing so. What could possibly be keeping the Pure and Holy Democratic Party from limiting CEO compensation? Why, Ayn Rand, of course!

"...Americans who have been indoctrinated in the conservative movement's low tax dogma of the past 30 years. But it's long past time to think about different ways to break this absurd Randian propaganda..."

Apparently, Queen Pwog has never seen God-Emperor Obama's bundler list.