Fix ballots for Pwogwess!

Shorter Pwogman!

"You know, Our Party has a long history of rigging ballot laws against inherently evil third party and independent candidates, and I'm grateful for that. But maybe it's time we start our own party-within-a-party. We could call it The Spineless Progressive American Drone Democrats of America for Progress. Could somebody check with Nancy Pelosi and see if it's okay?"