As Good As It Gets

In an effort to make sure the American public knows for certain-sure that it isn't good enough for single payer health care, God-Emperor Obama called together the Mighty Forces of the Pwoggiesphere for a personal (well, by phone) audience. His message?

'Sell this piece of shit for me so I don't have to hear about it again!'

And, obedient as ever, the Pwoggie Bloggie Superfriends Justice League snap into action! Here's the roundup:

Pwogman's Epistle To The Gulliblites gives his account of his audience with The Saviour. Hallelujah!

Diggy announces a savage media blitz against Max Baucus (D-Insurance Companies) that's sure to succeed much in the same way that the pwoggie campaign against Joe Lieberman succeeded.

The muchkins at OBot Left pause to comment on Dear Leader's inspirational message of hope for (small) change.

The NewsPwoggers take time out from their busy schedules to triumphantly announce the "next generation of medicine" (as brought to you by Pfizer and KaiserPermanente.)

Shake-A-Puddin' takes time out from posting cat pictures to blames the repubs.

And the crew at Gesundheit resoundingly announce "FIRST!"