Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Post-eleciton Rationalization Roundup
Alas, a Pwog - "I'm desperate for Our Team to win. But, it doesn't matter who gets elected because Our Team wins either way. But, it's the economy's fault if we don't win. So there!"
Balk the Left - "This loss means Our Team will win big big big in November! Yay Team! Whooooot!"
Diggly-Wiggly - "It's the center-right-left-center-left-right Democrats fault!"
Extreeeeeeem - "God-Emperor Obama is wonderful! The election loss mean's nothing, understand? Nothing! And it's all the stupid idiot dummyhead Massachusetts voters fault anyway!"
Gesundheit - "Oh well. Ho-hum. I'm not worried. Not in the least. First!"
Newspwoggers - "Coakley was an awful candidate, and she ran an awful campaign. That's why it's not so bad, see? And besides, just because I support and campaign and vote for warmongering bloody-handed corporate fucktards doesn't mean I bear any responsibility when they blow toddlers into bloody chunks with cruise missiles. Plus, I can lose weight by eating ice cream! These polls prove it!"
Obot Left - "Coakley was an awful candidate, and she ran an awful campaign. Because, who really cares what her record is. Anyway, here's a couple dozen irrelevant charts to prove it."
Panderdome - "Those stupid stupid voters! They're so fucking stupid! Stupid! Only God-Emperor Obama can save us now!"
Pwogman! - "Coakley was an awful candidate and she, aw fuck! I can't even bring myself to cut-and-paste from the listserv."
Shake-A-Puddin' - "The media is teh awful! Validate my opinion, proles!"
Grampa - "Gud'damn terrists...zzzzzzzz."
Rudy - "Fucking weasel fucking goddamn shit fucking republicans shit fuck BUY MY CD!"