Friday, March 5, 2010

Direct from the Forbidden City...

17 comments:

  1. I could sell at least a dozen of these a day at the plaza. What's the wholesale on this model?

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  2. Not just any pwog can wear this. Only pwogwessives of advanced intarweb station are allowed to wear the full outfit, and only within very strict Kosfucian guidelines!

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  3. Love it. Does it come with a hopium pipe?

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  4. While rank and file pwogs frequent hopium dens like Obot Left and The Panderdome, upper caste like Chris Bowwow and Diggly prefer to snort cochange in private.

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  5. "Hopium dens", I love it!

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  6. cochange... hopium dens... excellent!

    don't forget, all paraphernalia must be recycled for the Green Economy boost. throw away all utensils currently owned, and buy new ones made from recycled stuff. oh, and the label "recycled" is all the stuff needs. actual recycled content is irrelevant. and preferably, the utensil should make it clear to all who see and/or use it, that it is made from "recycled" materials. when sharing utensils, Pwog must be sure to remind his fellow Pwogs and Pwogettes that the utensils in use are indeed "recycled."

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  7. Rest assured, everything being peddled in the hopium dens is recycled, or spun from pure virgin whole cloth.

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  8. It's interesting to note that the Empire only began to subsidize the hopium trade after pwogs began to be dissatisfied with the usual trade goods (steel axe heads, shiny beads, empty promises, John Edwards, etc.)

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  9. Hey, man, where's his Reality Distortion Field Emitter?

    Oh, and do I get a free large order of General Tso's Chicken with that outfit? This is important.

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  10. @ Sean:

    Hopium! D'ahh ha ha ha ha hahh. That's fuckin' rich, man.

    Do I have your permission to use that in a cartoon sometime, if I can come up with a really good scene with a bunch of strung-out anthrophomorphic donkeys lying around on pillows or something? That's just too damn' good.

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  11. @ Sean:

    Hopium? D'ahh ha ha ha ha hahhh. That's fuckin' rich, man.

    Do I have your permission to use it in a cartoon, if I can come up with a really good image of a bunch of strung-out anthrophomorphic donkeys slobbed out on big fat pillows? That's just too good...

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  12. The Reason Deflecting Cuffs and Anti-Naderite Collar were found to conflict with the Reality Distortion Field Emitter. However, the problem was solved when it was discovered that pwogs have a warped sense of reality anyway.

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  13. [snerk]

    I propose a line of action figures. :D [gets Mal-Wart on the phone]

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  14. I don't think I coined the term, Mike, but would love to see a cartoon. The Urban Dictionary already has an entry:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hopium

    Hope is America's dope...to be a cynic, its worst downer. That's Nader's big offense: always pissing on the Hope Parade.

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  15. I don't know if you coined it, Sean, but I fully intend to steal it!

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  16. @ Sean:
    Oh, OK, cool.

    But "pissing on the Hope Parade". I really dig that one, too. One of my favorite things to do, for sure:

    http://sinkers.org/stage/?p=528

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