Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Pwog Riders In The Sky
With the God-Emperor expected to announce an escalation of the Afghanistan Bloodbath any day now, lets check in on our herd of fearless activist truth-to-power tellers and see how they're reacting...
Alas, A Pwog - "We must place the cost of the Afghanistan Bloodbath squarely where it belongs, on the backs of the working poor!"
Balk the Left - "We koswhacks must support our Emperor in his mission to murder Afghanis!"
Gesundheit - "Lookit the wingnut!"
NewsPwoggers - "We predict our Emperor's escalation of the Afghan Bloodbath will piss off both those dirty hippie peaceniks and those bloodthirsty warhawks. (Wow, writing this stuff sure is easy when you don't take sides! Weeeee!)"
Obot Left - "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I?"
Pandadroppings - "Lookit the wingnut!"
Pwogman! - "Lookit the wingnut!"
Shake-A-Puddin' - "Someone sent me a nasty e-mail, so I'm demanding extra praise today. Plus, off with their heads!"
Lamey - "I'm on this wingnut mailing list and, uh, and, FUCKCOCKSHITBALLSBUYMYCD!!!"