The meltdown continues at Obot Left, where the amendment failure in Maine has caused Bink to break his brain. (By George! I think he's got it!) "Maximum Leadership" Bink's conniption is a minor masterpiece of rationalization. He blames, in rough order:
- Poor field operation decisions
- Undecided voters
- The DSCC
- Organizing For America
- The National Equality March (Big surprise.)
- God-Emperor Obama
- Sunspots
- Biorhythms
- The Economy
- Ralph Nader
- Attention-Deficit Disorder
- The Brown Acid
- Voters (in general)
- The Jersey Devil
- Bad Valves
- Bad Cholesterol
- Bad Bad Leroy Brown
- Gypsy Curses
- The Curse of the Bambino
- Heather Locklear's imminent return to Melrose Place.
- China (the country)
- Chyna (the wrestler)
- Swine Flu
- The Grinch
- Ralph Nader (again)
- Lumberjacks
- The White Man's Burden
- Disappointing Box Office Returns for Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant.
- Ernst Stavro Blofeld
- The Dewy Decimal System
- Dirty Greenie Hippies
- Gansta' Rappers
- Chupacabra
- Fluoridation
- Volcanic Activity
- Styx (Especially everything after "Cornerstone")
- Poor Ventilation
- No socks, no shoes, no service.
- That one guy in back who makes that whistling sound when he breathes through his nose. You know the one? Yeah, that guy.
- Bad Cell Phone Coverage
- Bad Grammar
- Bad Company
- Russian Nesting Dolls
- The Heartbreak of Psoriasis
- Kyser Sose
- Leprechauns
Of course, the pwoggie's failures to date couldn't have anything to do with their suppression of movements outside of their party, could it? After all, "Maximum Leadership" and his fauxgressive friends have worked tirelessly to drive a spike into anything and everything they don't control, from the Anti-War Movement to the National Equality March. And they've been reasonably successful at it, too.
Does poisoning the well make the water undrinkable? Not if your a pwogwessive like Adam Bink. Pwogs get their water bottled, straight from the DNC and sanitized-for-their-protection. Well water is for peasants.
(Update: The hissy fit rolls on. Adam's decided his masters owe him an apology - and he might even get it if he can keep the gAyTM running. You go, Maximum Leadership!)
Well, at least one or two people there seem to grasp that taking your money and votes and giving back nothing but fear-mongering and blackmail isn't really "pro-LGBT" on the Democrats' part.
ReplyDeleteWill the people who are figuring this out (belatedly, but whatever) actually act on what they understand? That's the real question, at least to me.
I dunno, Ms. X. What happens to kids who drop out of the kewl kids clique? My guess is they'll go looking for some other guru to tell them what to do.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're probably right. :/
ReplyDeleteMy own experience of disillusioned pwoggies is they wind up randomly condemning the same non-existent caricatures they did before, but do so with a petulant, irritatingly embittered, far more loathsome affectation of political acumen than they employed before.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I too blame the Chupacabra.