Thursday, June 18, 2009
A Demotard Fairytale
Way way back in the misty ancient yesteryears of time, a small band of ninety brave democratic party reps (well, 79 plus Ron Paul) signed a letter. This brave missive bravely stated that the undersigned, lets call them THE MIGHTY NINETY, would abso-tootly-ootly NOT support "any additional funds for U.S. military operations in Iraq other than a time-bound, safe redeployment as stipulated above."
Thus did THE MIGHTY NINETY in their bravery oppose the evil depredations of the evil tyrant George Bush II in the Fiscal Year Of Our Lord 2008. And their progressive democratic party flunkies, already full of the Hope for Change given to them by The Future Savior of Our Nation, celebrated the brave bravity-brave bravery of THE MIGHTY NINETY.
Fast forward a year or so. With the evil tyrant overthrown and God-Emperor Obama safely ensconced in office, once again the MIGHTY NINETY (minus one who was lost in the primaries of '08) were presented with $106 Billion bill in continue funding the occupations of Iraq and Afghanistan. And once again the MIGHTY...er...EIGHTYNINE, stood up and, with brave resolution, 64 of them voted for continuing the wars.
And that's why we need Mo'Betta Dems! Send your checks in to the PDA today! Hope For Change! Etc.!