According to access blogger / assessor of national threats / low-level democratic party suckup Digby, one of the nine women pictured below of THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN IN AMERICA. Can you guess which woman threatens our very existence? Mouse over - if you dare!
Well, shit. I'm mousing over and nothing's happening. Am I supposed to see the names pop up in a little box or something?
Aaaaaaaaanyway...
Since I can only identify three of these women -- Cynthia McKinney, Joyce Carol Oates and Tina Fey -- I'm going to go with McKinney, because... well, because it's a phony pwog blog.
Sorry. Fixed the link. The mouse over will connect to Diggly-Wiggly now. And I'll throw in an extra hint...despite her newly constructed robot army, it's not Joan Didion.
I'm a little slow on the uptake, so I'll have to guess it's McKinney, due to her embarrassing tendency to speak the truth. But no link to Helluvaloon on her.
I'll take a stab at it. The Linds and Bushco. have combined their overwhelming and deadly forces in an alliance cemented by much drinking ( and a ton of cocaine) and surprise attacked the Democratic loyalist's to the God-Emperor on their right flank. The Democratic dogs were routed, and they turned and fled the field of battle like bitches. Now D.C. is encircled and all it's pwoggie subjects are a tremble at the sight of mighty Lohan's sword (i.e. cocaine spoon) whilst the Emperor proclaims in a weakening and slightly moronic tone, "What dread a force hath enrounded me!!" Tense negotiations have begun on the field of Mars.
Oh, and having read the comments over there (oh, why do I do these things to myself) it's apparent that poor McKinney can never, ever hope to eclipse the eternal evil that is Nader. 'Cause, you know, he destroyed the country and everything which is why the Great God Emperor can't fix it with his super-magical Prog powers and stuff like he really, sincerely wants to.
What disturbs me, is that I knew the puckerface puss in that photo was Lindsay Lohan and I knew the context in which the pic was taken, even though I don't watch TV, or read newspapers.
Ms Xeno, I feel very threatened by your use of the "N" word. Maybe if you knew what it was like to see everything you love and hold dear destroyed you would know just how painful it is to hear any mention of He Who Must Not be Mentioned.
And maybe Smithee could look into whatever pruning system Extreeeeeeeeme uses to keep his blog so sparkly-clean. (Actually, reading that one gave me a flashback to the time I stupidly posted on Blue Oregon and came back a day later to find my and all the other pro-HWMNBM posts had magically disappeared! At least the ones that indicated the poster had a functioning brain and a working knowledge of Spellcheck.)
Probably McKinney is a bigger threat in the Dembot's mind. But she doesn't play by the "two-party" rules so calling too much attention to her, even to demolisher her, is a bad idea.
Well, shit. I'm mousing over and nothing's happening. Am I supposed to see the names pop up in a little box or something?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaanyway...
Since I can only identify three of these women -- Cynthia McKinney, Joyce Carol Oates and Tina Fey -- I'm going to go with McKinney, because... well, because it's a phony pwog blog.
So, anyway, Smithee, give us a hard one now.
I am guessing it is not Phyllis Diller either.
ReplyDeleteI went over to BibbidyBobbidyBoo and looked for something about McKinney but didn't find it. Did Diggles go off on her lately?
ReplyDeleteSorry. Fixed the link. The mouse over will connect to Diggly-Wiggly now. And I'll throw in an extra hint...despite her newly constructed robot army, it's not Joan Didion.
ReplyDelete...BibbidyBobbidyBoo...
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And coffee meets monitor at high speed. Thanks, Jane.
I'm a little slow on the uptake, so I'll have to guess it's McKinney, due to her embarrassing tendency to speak the truth. But no link to Helluvaloon on her.
ReplyDeleteits cheney ! i had to click on several of them to find . do not know if all sorts of blocks in my browser prevented your set up
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I'll take a stab at it. The Linds and Bushco. have combined their overwhelming and deadly forces in an alliance cemented by much drinking ( and a ton of cocaine) and surprise attacked the Democratic loyalist's to the God-Emperor on their right flank. The Democratic dogs were routed, and they turned and fled the field of battle like bitches. Now D.C. is encircled and all it's pwoggie subjects are a tremble at the sight of mighty Lohan's sword (i.e. cocaine spoon) whilst the Emperor proclaims in a weakening and slightly moronic tone, "What dread a force hath enrounded me!!" Tense negotiations have begun on the field of Mars.
ReplyDeleteOr something like that anyway.
Oh, and having read the comments over there (oh, why do I do these things to myself) it's apparent that poor McKinney can never, ever hope to eclipse the eternal evil that is Nader. 'Cause, you know, he destroyed the country and everything which is why the Great God Emperor can't fix it with his super-magical Prog powers and stuff like he really, sincerely wants to.
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...BibbidyBobbidyBoo...
ReplyDeleteBwa! {Steal!}
What disturbs me, is that I knew the puckerface puss in that photo was Lindsay Lohan and I knew the context in which the pic was taken, even though I don't watch TV, or read newspapers.
ReplyDeleteNo one escapes the Mass Media! Bwahahahahaha!
Ms Xeno, I feel very threatened by your use of the "N" word. Maybe if you knew what it was like to see everything you love and hold dear destroyed you would know just how painful it is to hear any mention of He Who Must Not be Mentioned.
ReplyDeleteOh, Sean. :( I feel terrible now! Group hug!!
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe Smithee could look into whatever pruning system Extreeeeeeeeme uses to keep his blog so sparkly-clean. (Actually, reading that one gave me a flashback to the time I stupidly posted on Blue Oregon and came back a day later to find my and all the other pro-HWMNBM posts had magically disappeared! At least the ones that indicated the poster had a functioning brain and a working knowledge of Spellcheck.)
Probably McKinney is a bigger threat in the Dembot's mind. But she doesn't play by the "two-party" rules so calling too much attention to her, even to demolisher her, is a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteA Pwog Formula for Pied Pipership:
ReplyDelete1) Pick a random powerless Republican or other non-Democrat
2) Create a hysterical, paranoid rant about that person in (1) is a dire threat to the very existence of All Things Progressively Sacred
3) Post the rant at one's Pwoggie Valhalla blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg.
4) Hope for blaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-syndication through genuinely lemming-like Uber-Pwoggle reposting and/or extensive block-quoting with hyperlinkage.
5) Declare that (1) through (4) have now created a new truth... a new reality... that All Good Pwogs must accept, rally 'round, and ultimately DEFEAT!
Classically, this formula has targeted Sarah Palin. But the clever Pwog knows it has wider application.
I'm flattered, Alan. Glad you guys got a kick out of it.
ReplyDeleteHey Alan, I sent you an email but I'm not sure I sent to the right place or that you got it... confirm/deny?
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