Bullshit primaries are bullshit not because intra-party fixing and backroom deals make our incumbent re-election rates hover around ninty-five-fucking-percent. Noooo. Primaries are bullshit because the American people think they are! Clap if you want Tinkerbell to live!
Extra bonus cluelessness: Mo'Betta's mind-bendingly wrong analysis of MN6 (my home district! yay!) portrays scrappy independent Maureen Reed as the corporate-owned lackey and corporate-owned lackey Tarryl Clark as the scrappy independent. This is the funniest bit of pwoggie bloggie dipshittery since they tried to portray D-AL-C Franken as a liberal. (Or, for that matter, from Minnesota.)