tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post4854042054261827020..comments2023-06-19T02:55:00.081-07:00Comments on Dirty Greenie Hippy: Blame Canada!AlanSmitheehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14302036848656627300noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-48388439714446941822009-12-23T11:08:58.141-08:002009-12-23T11:08:58.141-08:00Mike, in the spirit of sAin't Knick, I hereby ...Mike, in the spirit of sAin't Knick, I hereby give you this fine new keyboard:<br /><br />http://www.funis2cool.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/stone-keyboard-041.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-27507986921567221352009-12-23T08:19:32.536-08:002009-12-23T08:19:32.536-08:00What, you mean Naomi Klein, Seattle-vintage radica...What, you mean Naomi Klein, Seattle-vintage radical-freak antiglobalist, supported <i>Kerry? <b>P'ahh ha ha ha ha ha hahhhh.</b></i> Honestly, I had no idea. Heh. I guess you learn something new every day.<br /><br />But, anyway, yeah; the Brad Blog post. I read as much as I could before I was forced to click away to avoid vomiting. As is it, Oxtrot, you owe me a new keyboard. The shameless Presidential blow-job-giving on a par with Monica Lewinsky, combined with a site design resembling a rightist's tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy site (oh, look, he's been on Fox News! K3wl!), caused a volume of coffee spewage heretofore unseen in the history of any keyboard I've ever owned. I mean, <i>seriously,</i> man; I mean, like... Jesus. H. <i>Bicycle-Riding. <b>Motherfucking. CHRIST.</b></i><br /><br />Oh, and that crack about the "lack of faith on the Left" is just fuckin' <i>priceless.</i> So, we lack faith, Mr. Guest Presidential Blow-Job Giver? Jeez, dude, I wonder why <i>that</i> is? Christalfuckingmighty, what a world-class <i>tool</i> this Schaeffer guy is. He's even worse than Rachel Maddow. <i>(Oh yeah, and did I mention? It's now official: <b>I hate Rachel Maddow.</b> I've been increasingly annoyed with her lately, but her mindless support for the creaky, overloaded, rusted-out, broken-down pickup truck of a bill known as "health reform" expressed on her program last night pretty much iced it for me.)</i><br /><br />But, <i>aaa-</i>aaaanyway... I actually <i>enjoy</i> reading some of these lame-assed Donkeycratic tool blogs once in a while -- in very limited doses, of course -- for the sheer cheap laffs value, and this Frank Schaeffer guy posting on Brad Blog has got to be an all-time classic. I've always gotten a good hoot out of listening to the Teabaggers calling me a Communist and a Stalinist and the like, but these Donkeycratic partisans' weak-assed attempts to insult the Left peg my CheapLaffs-O-Meter so hard that it invariably sets off the Keyboard Alert (if you know what I mean).<br /><br />I've also always enjoyed how the Donkeycratic partisan bloggers' rhetoric -- United We Stand, Support The Troops, Support The President, If You Don't Support Us You're A Terrorist/Teabagger/Etc. -- almost exactly mirrors all the Bushite hyperbole, only coming from the Center (I say "center" in order to avoid insulting any real leftists here).<br /><br />I think these people are doing <i>worse</i> than just breathing their own exhaust; they sound like they've been huffing spray paint.mike flugennockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794510018915607552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-87033776682028533232009-12-22T19:21:20.393-08:002009-12-22T19:21:20.393-08:00Breathing their own exhaust, much like the tea bag...Breathing their own exhaust, much like the tea baggers.Jay Taberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11016367021003977811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-22127178532882445192009-12-22T18:01:46.099-08:002009-12-22T18:01:46.099-08:00Um, wait. Did Chart seriously say that outside th...Um, wait. Did Chart seriously say that outside the U.S., Klein et al wouldn't understand anything about reparations?<br /><br />I just used the trusty search engine to look up "German Reparations" and "Canadian native tribe reparations," and got plenty of links.<br /><br />Natasha Chart: American Idiot. Until now, I thought it was just a cheesy but oddly endearing pop song.ms_xenohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06948475740337847343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-50212085268662256512009-12-22T17:42:44.817-08:002009-12-22T17:42:44.817-08:00Mr Smithee, I picked it up as a radio signal on th...Mr Smithee, I picked it up as a radio signal on the fillings in my lower molars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-34916526474628554602009-12-22T15:56:39.993-08:002009-12-22T15:56:39.993-08:00!!!
Holy-Moses-Driving-A-Ford-Fiesta-Sideways! W...!!!<br /><br />Holy-Moses-Driving-A-Ford-Fiesta-Sideways! Where in the world do you find these loony-tunes, Mr. Oxtrot? And here I thought I'd read the worst of the Obot pwoggie blogs. I am boggled. Truly and thoroughly boggled. Wow.AlanSmitheehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14302036848656627300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-38882050895432086072009-12-22T15:30:17.578-08:002009-12-22T15:30:17.578-08:00Lords and ladies, this isn't so much about Kle...Lords and ladies, this isn't so much about Klein vs Chart, but it is some priceless Obama-fluffing --<br /><br />http://www.bradblog.com/?p=7595Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-32124612114407465532009-12-22T14:38:38.785-08:002009-12-22T14:38:38.785-08:00I felt embarrassed for her after reading that. Bre...I felt embarrassed for her after reading that. Breathless buffoonery is right. When I read the comments, I felt embarrassed for Grist. What were they thinking when they accepted it? There's nothing to it but solipsism dressed up in sophomoric technocrat babble and cultural studies jargon.Al Schumannhttp://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-38433266626805156602009-12-22T12:56:44.967-08:002009-12-22T12:56:44.967-08:00I don't usually answer my own questions, but i...I don't usually answer my own questions, but in checking on the spelling of the other Sara, I found what she's http://www.grist.org/article/copenhagen-getting-past-the-urgency-trap been up to. Lo and behold, our favorite futurist doesn't just predict the future, but also rewrites the past. All in a swoop, Ms. Robinson asserts our carbon society has been cranking for 2,500 years and is thus the basis of all civilized humanity, which serves double duty in marginalizing indigenous peoples past and present. She then proceeds to reassure those of us not blessed with her exceptional foresight, that the magical process she has discovered is already on auto pilot thanks to her heroic efforts. Breathless buffoonery at its best.Jay Taberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11016367021003977811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-22345102740716571522009-12-22T12:34:28.141-08:002009-12-22T12:34:28.141-08:00While we're rounding up the usual suspects, wh...While we're rounding up the usual suspects, where the heck are the futurists? As the progressives' avant garde, you'd think they'd be center stage on the planetary prognosis. Perhaps, given their expertise in supplying superficial semantics, they're saving themselves for the 2012 shootout: Sara v Sarah.Jay Taberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11016367021003977811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3260336111007478020.post-30838786653269937732009-12-22T12:12:56.292-08:002009-12-22T12:12:56.292-08:00A pwoggie and a Canuck Trustafarian square off ove...A pwoggie and a Canuck Trustafarian square off over how best to distract humanity from the Copenhagen Clusterfuck.<br /><br />Details at 12:01 AM on February 29.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com